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Tuesday, October 2, 2012

MARIELVIRA TRICKS, PART 3 (FINAL)

ER CULO
a nombre del periodismo, esta mujer produce reality show politico. ahora, comenzando de nuevo con otro canal, otro formato, otros escritores, y otros productores (y aparentemente otro publico, el de telenovela) sigue con el mismo tema. pero usa un gancho local: el rating del culebron de pablo escobar. y entonces lo lleva -lo adapta- a su mundo de intriga, conspiracion, pregunta y respuesta. para ello entrevista a un preso, popeye, supuesto lugarteniente del zar de la cocaina, que no quiere hablar, no es chivato, prefiere mantener su boca cerrada... pero al final este tipo duro le confiesa a marielvira que ella se lo ha sacado todo. y 'todo' significa la alianza de raul castro con el cartel colombiano de la droga. tema muy oportuno y conveniente para el regreso de la periodista, otrora presentadora de noticias. para el televidente cretino, esto suena interesante. pero para una audiencia con dedo y medio de frente -y sexto grado- no. aunque eso a marielvira le tiene sin cuidado. lo que importa es el espectaculo, que se basa en farsa, sensacionalismo y politica barata para consumo del ghetto cubano. porque como no puede poner un club de baile en cueros pues es monopolio de la mafia rusa; insiste en la television. pero pronto la veremos quitandole mercado porno a los bang-brothers en miami beach con videos de la torralba en el stockade. y terminara con un bayu en la 8, especializado en footjobs o masajes con los pies a la entrepierna de los clientes, dada su fijacion con las piernas. en noviembre del 2006 cuando mi narcoabogado me va a ver a la carcel para anunciarme que se han recaudado 15 mil dolares de los cuales el coge 3 mil como entrada al nuevo carro de su hija para navidad, los djs de mega recuperan su inversion de 4 horas de radiomaraton, y $7,500 van a la fianza para salir en libertad; me informa que marielvira quiere mi exclusiva en tv. por supuesto que yo acepto, con $3,000 alante. entonces marielvira me esconde en un hotel porque los demas canales me procuran para satisfacer el morbo local. le digo que no tengo ropa, que necesito ir a mi apartamento en palm beach pero ella me compra coba. no puedo moverme. me dice que tiene un programa especial ideado a base de mis hijos en pantalla con la isla de cuba atras y una bandera. el himno invasor mambi y yo de pie, como en monologo de comediante, contado mi historia. le digo que se fue demasidado lejos. dejamos todo en ella y yo con escenario normal. acepta de mala gana... y 10 minutos antes del programa arregla conmigo el cuestionario y me comunica que vendio mi exclusividad a otros 2 canales mas, o sea, que no solo es mi entrevistadora sino mi apoderada en la saga financiera de mi asalto. esa noche ella lanza una pregunta al aire para ser respondida por la teleaudiencia via telefono: es varela un loco o un heroe local? el 52% dijo heroe. 2 dias despues me llama para decirme que el canal le obligo a arreglar la cifra para la restransmision del programa. entonces el 52% dijo loco. ahora esta mujer es la que quiere hacer creer que un baron de la droga de escobar -preso- le ha confesado todo. y en entrevista del herald asegura que ella es asi, agresiva lo mismo ante las camaras que en el baño. me pregunto por que marielvira menciono el baño. la agresividad en el baño solo se mide por el uso de 2 cosas: el jabon... o el culo. en un baño fue que ambos le pagamos a un falso militar cubano que ella llevo a su show, aquel encapuchado que recito el libreto que le escribi. por eso marielvira no tiene credibilidad alguna asi use ahora a popeye, olivia la mujer de popeye, cocoliso el hijo de popeye y brutus la nemesis de popeye. me temo que marielvira solo es creible en el baño, con el culo enjabonado.©varela
MARIELVIRA TRICKS, PART 1: LA CABEZA
MARIELVIRA TRICKS, PART 2: LAS PIERNAS
 
THE ASS
in the name of journalism, this woman produces political reality show. now, starting again with another channel, another format, another writers and another producers (and apparently with another public, soap opera's) she continues with the same theme. but she uses a local hook: the rating of the pablo escobar' soap opera. and then takes it -fits it- her world of intrigue, conspiracy, question and answer. to do this she interviews a prisoner, popeye, a supposed lieutenant of the cocaine tsar, that he doesn't want to talk about, is not a rat, he prefers to keep his mouth closed... but at the end this tough guy confesses to marielvira that she has took out 'all' from him. and 'all' means the alliance of raul castro with the colombian drug cartel. theme very timely and convenient for the return of the journalist, former news anchor. for cretin viewers, this sounds interesting. but for an aundience with one and a half inch of forehead -and elementary school-, not. although marielvira doesn't care about it. what matters is the show, which is based on farce, sensationalism and cheap politics for consumption of the cuban ghetto. as she cannot open a nude dance club 'cause it's a russian mafia monopoly; she insists on television. but soon we'll see she removing the bang-brothers from the porn market of miami beach with videos about la torralba in the stockade. and she will end with a brothel in calle 8 specialized in footjobs with customers, given its fixation with legs. in november 2006 when my narco-lawyer comes to see me in jail to announce me that it have raised 15 thousand dollars of which he took 3 thousand as input to the new car for his daughter on christmas, mega's djs recover their 4 hour radio marathon investment, and $7,500 went to the bail get out of jail; he also informs me that marielvira wants my exclusive on tv. of course i accept, with $3,000 in front. then marielvira hide me in a hotel because the other channels seek me to satisfy local curiosity. i tell her i have no clothes, that i need to go to my palm beach's apartment but she buys me clothes. i can not move. she tells me that she has developed a special program based on my children on screen with the island of cuba and a flag in the background. the invasive mambi anthem and me in front, as stand up comedy, telling my story. i told her that she went too far. we left everything between she and me, in normal scenario. she accepts reluctantly... and 10 minutes before the programme she arranged with me the questionnaire and communicated me that she sold my exclusivity to other 2 channels, that is, not only she was my interviewer but my representative on the assault financial saga. that night she flips a question to her tv audience to be answered by phone: it is varela a madman or a local hero? 52% of the audience said hero. 2 days later she called me to tells me the channel forced her to fix the figure for the videocast second run. then the 52% said madman. now this is the woman who wants to make believe that an  escobar's drug captain -prisoner- has confessed to her everything. and in a herald interview she says that she's so aggressive before the cameras as in the bathroom. i wonder why marielvira mentioned the bathroom. the aggressiveness in the bathroom is only measured by the use of 2 things: the soap... or the ass. in a bathroom was where we both paid to a fake cuban military that she presented in her show, the one which hooded recited the screenplay that i wrote. that's why marielvira doesn't have any credibility altough she now uses popeye, olive the popeye's wife, swee'pea the son of popeye, and bluto the popeye's nemesis. i'm afraid that marielvira is only believable in the bathroom, with soap (opera) in the ass.
©varela

MARIELVIRA TRICKS, PART 1: THE HEAD
MARIELVIRA TRICKS, PART 2: THE LEGS